margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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