that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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