just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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