...so i touched it.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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