Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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