I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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