I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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