how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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