you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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