You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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