Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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