is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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