Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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