good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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