No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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