in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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