I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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