he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
