quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize
