Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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