He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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