My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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