I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Randomize
