oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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