I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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