Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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