SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just threw up on my dentist
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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