Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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