ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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