So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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