butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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