she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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