if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
So squirting runs in the family.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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