I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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