The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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