On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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