Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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