i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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