That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
i out mim tonsoeep
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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