i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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