I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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