so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
how drunk are you?
Several
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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