Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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