well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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