i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
