East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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