I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I believe in your delicious
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