Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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