i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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