I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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