i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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