Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
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Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
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