"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Semen is not good for contacts.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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